Wednesday
GKT 1s 8, Queen Mary’s 1s 0
GKT started off 2012, with a solid win over an average IC side. However a question was raised . . . 9 games played, 29 for, 8 against . . . 29 goals… 29 goals!!! Our top scorer(s) has scored a grand total of 4 out of the 29!!! YES. . .YATTAAAAA . . . wait, only 4?? What is going on Σw(ﾟдﾟ* )w
I’m sure the whole team is aware, that every player in the team, except for the wing backs a.k.a. Sachin Sharma and Matty Hopey and our one and only, El Capitan Dan Cromb has scored at least 1 goal! Goals from the last game all came from the defenders and midfields! Are our forwards lacking fire power?? (○ﾟ3ﾟ)
Well, this was the day . . . where the dragons inside the forwards had been awaken…ε=(`δ´ﾒ)=3.
Pre-match shenanigans started off with a rare ordeal . . . a bit of misunderstanding and disorganisation led to players sitting in Starbucks and packing at home at the well stated meet time of 14:00 in front of London bridge M&S. On top of that, we were rushed to the train with a misunderstanding that it was going to end up leaving without Jay who had been kidnapped by the ticket machine.
Anyhooooooo. Arrival at the changing room was delayed due to a “locked door” but once we were in, every player was in the zone. El Capitan going through his tactics with a willy on his board was the way it started . . . “don’t be complacent” . . .
. . . in our minds, we felt that this match was potentially going to be an easy win, having beaten QM 7-1 in our 1st game of the season. However there was in no doubt they were up for some revenge as we saw them arriving before us, and waiting on the side of the pitch, waiting for the girl’s 1s to finish their match . . . (We established later, that actually, it was CCC2s on the side of the pitch, who were the team to play the 2s later on…)
Seeing this, El Capitan had to warn us that they were going to challenge us!! So, as excited as always, the new “Pikachu Electric Zap Domination in the 25”tactic was circuited into us…
Changed and out, as always, a well organised warm-up lead by our one and only Sachin Sharma prepared us for the first step onto the pitch, which was going to be filled with electrocuted hockey players (don’t ask…|||；＿ ＿）). Pre-match drills, with the arrival of the opposition completed, it was game time . . .
“Pikachu Electric Zap Domination in the 25” was well delivered in the first 15 minutes. The opening goal was accurately placed by Rapping Dragon Nock Sharma with the wonder reverse stick tail whip into the top right side netting
So dynamic . . . yet so calm . . . Nock’s facial expression à (￣_┛￣) but his actual expression inside à (*￣∇￣*)／
Then another came from a combination of the “Charmander Dragon” Sachin Sharma unleashing the fireball into the D, with “Rapping Dragon” Nock’s touch directing it more towards goal, and further directed by “Stereotypical Pikachu Dragon” Ryoki Arimoto zapping the post.
Nooooo |||；◯Д〇) ／
BUT . . . “take a bite” Dragon Joe Keighley comes to the rescue, not only to decide to slot in goal, but with his reverse claws into the netting!!
To wrap up the “Pikachu Electric Zap Domination in the 25” formation, “Just hatched from the egg” Dragon JG the IInd beautifully crosses it across the keeper to let our “Hulkalicious Green Dragon” Hassan Raja to do a diving shot with his horns to finish.
Great 15 minutes. At this point, it was evident, that although the movement was still there, the fuse in the “Pikachu Electric Zap Domination in the 25” was gone.
3-0 it was at half time.
“Golden King Dragon” Dan Cromb was not in a particularly good mood, as the sky was trembling with thunder and lightning . . . Σ凸(▽曲”▽#)※
It was the anger faced towards the GKT dragons, who had not noticed that the fuse had gone. . .
The 2nd half was enlightened by the breaths of” Golden King Dragon” Dan.
His presence was no doubt evident, with 2 Rainbow breath aerials brightening up the pitch. One of them almost lead to the golden pot as “Rapping Dragon” Nock received it in the 25.
Although only delivering away 5 further goals, the GKT dragons were having plenty of bites.
“Harry Potter’s beloved Dragon” Theo Muth together with “Hulkalicious Green Dragon” Hassan and “JG Dragon the Ultimate” Jason de Gupta was dominating the core of the pitch.
“The Freed Dragon of Narnia” Fergus Catmur, “Galapagos Dragon” Charlie Reeve and “Stereotypical Pikachu Dragon” Ryo were providing superb dimensions down the wings, with several shooting whiskers reaching the claws of “Just hatched from the egg” Dragon JG the IInd who completes the maturation process of becoming “JG Dragon the Ultimate the IInd” by establishing a hat trick.
Not forgetting to mention the “Clean sheet Dragons” at the back with “Charmander Dragon” Sachin, “Sharpest Toothed Dragon” Jay Pach (who also delivered a “down the middle, deflected by defender drag-flick” *quoted by Khush*), “Milk Toothed Dragon” Khush Shah and “Veteran Dragon” Matt Hope providing the base of the attacks with YEEHAAA transfers and “Dragon’s Den” defence.
Finally to mention again the awakened “Final Destruction Dragon” forwards, “Rapping Dragon” Nock, “Take a bite” Dragon Keighley and “JG Dragon the Ultimate the IInd” Jonny Gabriel (in case people did not have a clue who this debutant was) between them, scoring a grand total of 6!
Post-match events included the team photo with the full house GKT hoodies, as well as the well-deserved treats for “Take a bite” Dragon Keighley and “JG Dragon the Ultimate the IInd” Jonny Gabriel. (*⌒ー⌒)ο∠☆:
Woweee, here ends, the story of the GKT Dragons.
MOM: “JG Dragon the Ultimate the IInd”
Tosser: ?
GKT 2s 4, Canterbury Christ Church 2s 1
